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"Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution? I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Ballineen CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Ballineen
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Ballineen Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Ballineen
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Ballineen The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Ballineen
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Ballineen "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Ballineen
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Ballineen "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Ballineen
In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Ballineen Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Ballineen
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Ballineen "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Ballineen
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Ballineen The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Ballineen
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Ballineen "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Ballineen
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben Ballineen "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Ballineen
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Ballineen The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Ballineen
