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The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Ballinhassig Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Ballinhassig
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Ballinhassig If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Ballinhassig
Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Ballinhassig When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Ballinhassig
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Ballinhassig "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Ballinhassig
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Ballinhassig Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ballinhassig
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Ballinhassig "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Ballinhassig
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Ballinhassig Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Ballinhassig
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Ballinhassig We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Ballinhassig
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Ballinhassig "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Ballinhassig
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ballinhassig There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Ballinhassig
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Ballinhassig I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Ballinhassig
