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Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner Ballyduff Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ballyduff
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Ballyduff "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Ballyduff Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde Ballyduff
Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Politics have no relation to morals.
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-- Steve Bluestone Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Ballyduff
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Ballyduff We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
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Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Ballyduff Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Ballyduff
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Ballyduff A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
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-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Ballyduff Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Ballyduff
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else." (John W "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Ballyduff The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ballyduff
"No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
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-- Adlai Stevenson The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Ballyduff
"Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Ballyduff When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
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-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius Ballyduff
