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	Baltimore - Information on the people, places, history of Baltimore, activities and a directory of accommodation and services.
	John Cross and Son - Auctioneers and Estate Agent offering information on residential property.
	Inish Beg - Self catering Irish cottages in West Cork with access to indoor swimming pool. Birdwatching, fishing, boats and horse riding.
	O'Driscoll's Corner House - Harbourside guest house with all bedrooms ensuite. Includes photographs and details.
	Channel View - Bed and Breakfast situated overlooking the bay, details of rates and location.
	Casey's of Baltimore - Family run hotel and seafood restaurant. Gives information and rates on the facilities.
	O`Driscolls - Information for Driscolls and O`Driscolls to find there way to west cork baltimore and the islands.
	Baltimore Harbour Hotel - Overlooking the harbour and the islands of Sherkin and Cape Clear. Includes family rooms, luxury suites plus a health and leisure complex
	The Puffin - Self Catering holiday home for rent, gives details and area information.
	Harbour View Apartments - Holiday apartments for rent overlooking the harbour. Offers location, area and rates information
	Glannaffeen House - Located on the southern tip of Ireland near the Atlantic coast. Details and rates included.
	Baltimore Holiday Cottage - 3 Bedroom Cottage for rental in Baltimore village.
	Lough Hyne Cottage - \Accommodation close to proposed National Heritage and Scientific area of Ireland.
	Baltimore Holiday Homes - Details of holiday home acocmmodation.

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Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what Baltimore "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon Baltimore Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Baltimore "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree. -- Thomas Fuller, M.D. "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Baltimore The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus Baltimore 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free. -- Indigo Girls, song lyric Baltimore The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! -- Mark Russell Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch. -- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the House "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand C�line) Baltimore Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy Baltimore Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. -- Jules Renard At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. 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Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. -- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper To realize that you do not understand is a virtue; Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect. --Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Baltimore Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H. G. 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