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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
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Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
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-- Douglas Coupland Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
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to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
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"You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw I hate work. That's why I got married.
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-- Allen Ginsberg He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
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- Paul Erdos Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
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-- Oscar Wilde Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw The gods too are fond of a joke.
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-- G. K. Chesterton You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
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-- Anonymous I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
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The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
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