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There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Carrignavar Happiness is nothing more than health and a poor memory.
-- Albert Schweitzer Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Carrignavar
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Carrignavar Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Carrignavar
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Carrignavar Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Carrignavar
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Carrignavar "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Carrignavar
[You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Carrignavar Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Carrignavar
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Carrignavar If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Carrignavar
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Carrignavar I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Carrignavar
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Carrignavar Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Carrignavar
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Carrignavar The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Carrignavar
Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Carrignavar "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Carrignavar
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Carrignavar After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Carrignavar
