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"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Charleville "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Charleville
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey Charleville "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Charleville
"I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton Charleville Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Charleville
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Charleville Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Charleville
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Charleville The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Charleville
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Charleville "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Charleville
You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Charleville I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
be doing if he were alive today?
1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Charleville
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Charleville "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Charleville
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
everything praiseworthy in human life.
-- Joseph Addison "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Charleville "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Charleville
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Charleville I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Charleville
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Charleville I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Charleville
