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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Douglas Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Douglas
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Douglas "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Douglas
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Douglas I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Douglas
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) Douglas "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Douglas
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Douglas I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Douglas
If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
-- Vernon Law The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Douglas "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Douglas
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Douglas Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Douglas
"The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Douglas Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Douglas
Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Douglas "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Douglas
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
don't know. He knows now that he doesn't know. Last year, he didn't know that.
-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Douglas Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Douglas
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe May you never leave your marriage alive. Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Douglas Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Douglas
