Dunmanway Town Website - Provides information on tourism, commerce and the special features of this beautiful area.
Annies Self-Catering Cottages - Two family run self-catering cottages located close to the towns of Clonakilty and Dunmanway.
Togher N.S. - Information about the school, activities, news and classes.
West Cork Reptiles - Breeding and supply of reptiles. Located in Cloonkirgeen, Dunmanway.
What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Dunmanway The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Dunmanway
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Dunmanway There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln Dunmanway
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Dunmanway The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Dunmanway
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie "I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Dunmanway The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Dunmanway
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Dunmanway "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Dunmanway
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Dunmanway "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Dunmanway
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Dunmanway Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Dunmanway
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Dunmanway "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford Dunmanway
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Dunmanway If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince What's new? Most of my wife. I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Dunmanway
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Dunmanway "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Dunmanway
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dunmanway Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Dunmanway
