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"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Glanmire Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh. -- Agnes Repplier Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre Glanmire We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -- Anonymous No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded. -- Yogi Berra The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx Glanmire blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions. -- Roger Babson I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Glanmire Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely. -- Bette-Jane Raphael There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant Glanmire The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. -- Woody Allen "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny. -- George Glanmire The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous str America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole. -- Bobcat Goldthwait The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. -- Orison Swett Marden A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Glanmire Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. -- Katharine Hepburn If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. -- George Bernard Shaw Work expands to fill the time available. -- PARKINSON'S LAW Glanmire He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Glanmire Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. -- Mark Twain MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! -- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Glanmire Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge. -- John Wesley Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly. -- Simeon Strunsky The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. -- David Letterman Glanmire "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. -- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful. -- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Glanmire The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting. -- Anonymous "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Glanmire I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) D Glanmire A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow. -- Charles Brower We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -- Anonymous Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. -- Virginia Woolf A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Glanmire Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell Glanmire The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein "One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to. -- Seen on a t-shirt Glanmire "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. -- Diane Ackerman Glanmire "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have. -- William Hazlitt Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James Glanmire I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. -- Will Rogers Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Glanmire The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself. -- Woodrow Wilson A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of optic A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude. -- Oscar Wilde No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. -- Abraham Lincoln Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Glanmire "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -- Stephen Leacock "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Glanmire
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