Old Head Golf Links - 18 hole , 72-par golf course, opened for play in June 1997. Stunning views and is now one of the most talked-about courses in the world.
Kinsale Sevens by the Sea - Kinsale Sevens by the Sea is an annual rugby festival in Kinsale, Cork, Ireland.
Kinsale Golf Club - Two 18 hole golf courses, the rolling fairways of Farrangalway and the slopes running into the water at Ringenane.
The Oysterhaven Centre - A self-catering holiday village in a beautiful coastal setting specialising in family activity holidays and watersports for all ages.
Claybird - Offers a combination of shooting, archery and falconry for larger groups. Details and contact included.
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