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Macroom Online - Information about accommodations, restaurants and bars, business, history, and entertainment. Located in the mountains of the lee valley.
The Castle Hotel - The hotel is an ideal base for exploring Kerry and West Cork.
Macroom Town - Information on the town, history,places to stay and community information.
Castle Printers - Specializing in supplying numbered invoice books and Laminated Memoriam Cards. Two presses available offset and letterpress.
De La Salle, Macroom - A Catholic voluntary secondary school for boys in mid Cork.
McEgan College - Gives information about the school, news, classes and projects.
Alida Sysyems - Cable assembly to the electrical and electronic Industries.
Earth Care - Supplier of garden and home ornaments, patios and furniture.
Keltic Leather - Offers handbags, wallets, purses and accessories.
Flower of Macroom - Florist offering fresh arrangements and bouquets for local delivery and worldwide wire relay.
De la Salle College - Boys Secondary school, provides contact, pupil, and staff details. Includes a picture gallery.
Derreen Printing - Offering printing, design and media services. Samples of work and contact details.
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A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Macroom May you never leave your marriage alive. Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. -- Marcus Aurelius Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture. -- Anatole France Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright Macroom The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. -- Paul Valery I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Macroom If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Anonymous The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. -- Dave Barry Macroom "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. -- Henry Ford When women go wrong, men go right after them. -- Mae West Macroom The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. -- Anonymous In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that th "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rogers The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than the procreation of children. -- Thornton Wilder Macroom I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky Macroom Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. -- Christopher Morley The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Macroom He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. -- J. Heller A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Macroom Guide to understanding a net.addict's day: Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet. Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet. Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there. -- Yogi Berra I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have th Macroom If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. -- Thomas Szasz What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are. -- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter De Vries Macroom If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. -- Mike Adams The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. -- William Arthur Ward Macroom The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Macroom Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up. -- Vince Lombardi "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife. -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Macroom Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. -- Rita Rudner Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral. -- Paulo Freire Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken Macroom Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders. -- Hal Abelson Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Macroom "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. -- Gloria Leonard Macroom
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