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He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
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-- David Mamet Midleton
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
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-- John Galsworthy Midleton Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Midleton
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Midleton We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
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-- Thornton Wilder The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Midleton
"Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Midleton The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Midleton
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Midleton Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous Midleton
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Midleton A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Midleton
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw Midleton If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Midleton
A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger What's new? Most of my wife. Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Midleton "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Midleton
"Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Midleton "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Midleton
What's new? Most of my wife. I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Midleton "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Midleton
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
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