The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Shanagarry A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Shanagarry
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns Shanagarry If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Shanagarry
A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Shanagarry Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Shanagarry
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) Shanagarry I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Shanagarry
"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Shanagarry Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Shanagarry
I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
them on long winter evenings.
-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf To teach is to learn twice.
-- Joseph Joubert Shanagarry There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
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Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Shanagarry If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Shanagarry
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Shanagarry "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
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The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Shanagarry Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Shanagarry
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Shanagarry "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler Shanagarry
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Shanagarry "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
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