Timoleague - Gives information about the village, map, points of interest and links.
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Timoleague blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Timoleague
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Timoleague Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Timoleague
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Timoleague The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Timoleague
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Timoleague Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Timoleague
"Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Timoleague Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Timoleague
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Timoleague "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Timoleague
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Timoleague "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Timoleague
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Timoleague You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig Timoleague
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Timoleague ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Timoleague
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H Timoleague "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Timoleague
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Timoleague Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Timoleague
