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Ballyva Cottages - Details of accommodation to rent close to Red Strand beach.
Celtic Rural Retreats - Modern self catering holiday cottages on various locations. Shows details and descriptions for each accommodation.
Lane's Farmhouse - Apartment adjacent to owners residence on a working dairy and tillage farm.
Cork Holiday Homes - Provides a listing with descriptions of homes for vacation rental in South West Ireland.
"Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Self-Catering If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Self-Catering
Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Self-Catering Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Self-Catering
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Self-Catering The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Self-Catering
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Self-Catering Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Self-Catering
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn Self-Catering "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Self-Catering
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Self-Catering Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Self-Catering
"When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Self-Catering Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Self-Catering
That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Self-Catering Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Self-Catering
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Self-Catering "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Self-Catering
One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Self-Catering "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Self-Catering
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Self-Catering "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Self-Catering
