Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Travel and Tourism Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Travel and Tourism
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Travel and Tourism Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Travel and Tourism
"People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Travel and Tourism
"Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Travel and Tourism Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Travel and Tourism
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Travel and Tourism The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Travel and Tourism
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations Travel and Tourism For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire Travel and Tourism
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- Travel and Tourism Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Travel and Tourism
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Travel and Tourism
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Travel and Tourism The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Travel and Tourism I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Travel and Tourism
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Travel and Tourism The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Travel and Tourism
