A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Milford "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Milford
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Milford If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Milford
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Milford "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Milford
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Milford Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Milford
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Milford If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Milford
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Milford "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Milford
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Milford A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Milford
You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Milford What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Milford
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Milford "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Milford
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Milford But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Milford
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Milford The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Milford
