Five Counties Holiday - Activity holidays for family and friends, cycling, walking and horse riding.
Walking and Talking In Ireland - Coastal and hill walks in two of the most contrasting and beautiful parts of Ireland, Antrim and Donegal.
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Tour Operators Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Tour Operators
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Tour Operators "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Tour Operators
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Tour Operators The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Tour Operators
"If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Tour Operators Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Tour Operators
I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Tour Operators We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Tour Operators
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Tour Operators Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) What's new? Most of my wife. Tour Operators
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Tour Operators "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Tour Operators
"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Tour Operators "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Tour Operators
I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Tour Operators I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Tour Operators
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Tour Operators Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Tour Operators
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Tour Operators Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Tour Operators
