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"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Property Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Property
They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
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how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Property "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
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Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Property
"Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Property The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Property
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Property Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the
west.
-- Unknown history student "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Property
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Property Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Property
There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Property The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Property
"Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Property I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Property
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Property Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Property
Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be Property "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars Property
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Property "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
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"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Property To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Property
