Central Remedial Clinic - Non-residential national centre for the care, treatment and development of children and adults with physical and multiple disabilities.
St. Vincents Private Hospital - A 180 bed private hospital, providing acute general hospital services in Dublin as part of St. Vincent's Healthcare Group.
Male Infertility - Irish Sperm Donor Service - Site describes the services offered by the Morehampton Clinic in Dublin, which is the only clinic in Dublin offering Donor sperm for couples with male infertility problems
Stewarts Hospital Services - Information about this charitable foundation offering specialist services and facilities tailored to the needs of clients experiencing physical and learning disabilities.
Mater Misericordiae University Hospital - Provides news, information and links for patients, visitors and healthcare professionals. Location maps and plans, publications, departments and contact details.
2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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-- Mike Binder "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Health
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
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-- W. Somerset Maugham The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Health
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
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moment.
-- Robert Benchley In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Health
Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
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-- Woody Allen Health "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Health
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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-- Anonymous But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Health You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Health
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
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-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James "There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Health Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
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- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr Health
"In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
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-- Bette Davis "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Health
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Health "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Health
"Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand Health A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead Health
"It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Health "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Health
