Hickey Dojo - Martial arts club in Artane teaching Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu.
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"Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Artane The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Artane
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Artane Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Artane
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Artane A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Artane
In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Artane Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Artane
If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Artane "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Artane
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Artane See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Artane
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Artane Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Artane
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Artane "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Artane
"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Artane We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Artane
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Artane I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Artane
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Artane Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Artane
