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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Education "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Education
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Education You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Education
"I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Education If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the Education
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben Education There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Education
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev Education You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Education
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Education The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Education
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Education Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Education
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Education If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger Education
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Education "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Education
Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Education By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Education
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Education Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Education
