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'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
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Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
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- Bertrand Russell
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