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"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accommodation Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
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-- Anon Accommodation
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
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-- Marianne Williamson My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
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I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Accommodation You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
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-- Anonymous A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Accommodation
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
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-- George Bernard Shaw The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
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One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Accommodation
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
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-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
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-- Ellen DeGeneres Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
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- Plato Accommodation
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Accommodation I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
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-- Douglas Adams "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Accommodation
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
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-- George Santayana "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
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-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
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-- Walt Disney Accommodation
A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
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-- Agnes Repplier "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Accommodation A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
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Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
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-- Sydney Smith Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Accommodation Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte He would make a lovely corpse.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
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-- William James "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Accommodation It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
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desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Accommodation
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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-- Elting E. Morison Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
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