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Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess Ballycorus Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Ballycorus
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Ballycorus "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Ballycorus
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi Ballycorus Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Ballycorus
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ballycorus "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Ballycorus
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Ballycorus Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Ballycorus
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Ballycorus "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Ballycorus
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Ballycorus Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Ballycorus
Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Ballycorus Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Ballycorus
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Ballycorus Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Ballycorus
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Ballycorus You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Ballycorus
"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Ballycorus Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice Ballycorus
