Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Blanchardstown "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Blanchardstown
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Blanchardstown blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Blanchardstown
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Blanchardstown MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Blanchardstown
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Blanchardstown The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Blanchardstown
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Blanchardstown Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Blanchardstown
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Blanchardstown Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Blanchardstown
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Blanchardstown Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Blanchardstown
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Blanchardstown "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Blanchardstown
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Blanchardstown I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Blanchardstown
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Blanchardstown Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Blanchardstown
blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright Blanchardstown Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Blanchardstown
