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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Churchtown If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Churchtown
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Churchtown Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Churchtown
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Churchtown Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Churchtown
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Churchtown "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson Churchtown
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Churchtown Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous Churchtown
The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Churchtown I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Churchtown
Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Churchtown Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Churchtown
blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Churchtown Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Churchtown
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Churchtown The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Churchtown
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Churchtown "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Churchtown
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Churchtown Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Churchtown
