I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Clonee "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Clonee
"A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Clonee The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Clonee
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
-- Henry Kissinger "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Clonee A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) Clonee
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside "Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard)." (Edgar R. Fiedler) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Clonee I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Clonee
"One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Clonee I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Clonee
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Clonee Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi Clonee
The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Clonee "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Clonee
"Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Clonee "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Clonee
"How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Clonee "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." (G. Randolf) "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Clonee
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Clonee There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Clonee
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Clonee "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Clonee
