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-- Virginia Woolf Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Clonsilla Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
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-- G. K. Chesterton Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch Clonsilla
We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
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-- M. C. Reed A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
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-- George Benard Shaw Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Clonsilla
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
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-- Oscar Wilde And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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-- Ovid I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
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-- D. H. Lawrence "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Clonsilla
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
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- H. H. Munro (Saki) Clonsilla Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
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-- H. L. Mencken "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Clonsilla Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
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Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
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-- Colin Wilson In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
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-- Paul Dirac Clonsilla He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
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-- Abbie M. Dale Clonsilla A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Clonsilla
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant This book fills a much-needed gap.
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-- Socrates When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
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-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
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-- Oscar Wilde There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
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-- Lyster The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
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A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
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-- Anton Chekhov If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
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- Father Larry Lorenzoni Clonsilla