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Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job. -- George Crane "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else. -- Rogers Clonskeagh Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -- Lao Tzu Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. - Saint Augustine Clonskeagh An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Cricket is best described as organised loafing. -- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. -- Tom Robbins Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein Clonskeagh "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Sacha Guitry Clonskeagh Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. -- Josh Billings A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I don't know and The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw Clonskeagh "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization. -- George Clemenceau To be able to say how much love, is love but little. -- Petrarch Clonskeagh I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry inspe "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. -- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain Clonskeagh A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. -- Sidney Goff Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. -- Anonymous Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens Clonskeagh Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? -- Virginia Woolf Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. -- Helen Rowland Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Clonskeagh I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. -- Byrd Baggett Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Clonskeagh Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human Clonskeagh My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheson "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Clonskeagh Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant day into your answers. -- Rainer Maria Rilke I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Experience teaches only the teachable. -- Aldous Huxley Clonskeagh My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. -- Abraham Lincoln You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Clonskeagh Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up. -- Anon A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. -- Anonymous I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Clonskeagh "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. -- W. Somerset Maugham Clonskeagh Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME! -- Anonymous The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind. -- John Allston The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Clonskeagh The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? -- Jenny Weber Clonskeagh Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. -- Paul Boese There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry. -- George Armstrong Custer "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe- inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect i Clonskeagh Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. -- Lily Tomlin Clonskeagh The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. -- Anonymous "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) We are the echo of the future. -- W. S. Merwin Clonskeagh "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin Clonskeagh
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