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Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
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good.
-- H.L. Mencken The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Travel and Tourism "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley Travel and Tourism We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Travel and Tourism "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Travel and Tourism
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
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-- Mark Twain blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Travel and Tourism
Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur Travel and Tourism Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Travel and Tourism Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady
in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Travel and Tourism Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Travel and Tourism
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Travel and Tourism Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Travel and Tourism
It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Travel and Tourism "REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Travel and Tourism
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Travel and Tourism Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Travel and Tourism
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Travel and Tourism A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
