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The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Accommodation I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Accommodation Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Accommodation
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Accommodation Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Accommodation
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Accommodation We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation
"Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Accommodation If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Accommodation Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book. Accommodation
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Accommodation When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. Accommodation
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Accommodation "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Accommodation
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Accommodation The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Wit is educated insolence.
- Aristotle Accommodation War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes Accommodation
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Accommodation "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Accommodation
