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My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Coolock An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac Coolock
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Coolock "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Coolock
"Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Coolock I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Coolock
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler Coolock "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Coolock
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis Coolock Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Coolock
"Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Coolock I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Coolock
Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Coolock Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Coolock
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Coolock It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Coolock
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Coolock The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Coolock
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Man and wife make one fool. Coolock Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Coolock
To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Coolock Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Coolock
