The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Donnybrook You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Donnybrook
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
teachers.
-- Socrates Donnybrook "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde Donnybrook
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Donnybrook We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
not internalized the mythology to make it happen inside us, then it will not be.
-- Betty Shabazz Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Donnybrook
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Donnybrook "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Donnybrook
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Donnybrook "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Donnybrook
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Donnybrook Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Donnybrook
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Donnybrook A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Donnybrook
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Donnybrook A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Donnybrook
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Donnybrook If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Donnybrook
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano Donnybrook The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Donnybrook
blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Donnybrook If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Donnybrook
