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Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Dun Laoghaire What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Dun Laoghaire
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Dun Laoghaire As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Dun Laoghaire
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Dun Laoghaire We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Dun Laoghaire
If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Dun Laoghaire "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "Think off-center." (George Carlin) May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. Dun Laoghaire
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Dun Laoghaire Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Dun Laoghaire
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Dun Laoghaire Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Dun Laoghaire
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) Dun Laoghaire One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Dun Laoghaire
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
-- Robert Frost After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dun Laoghaire Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.
- Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep
up with software demands Dun Laoghaire
"The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Dun Laoghaire A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Dun Laoghaire
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
weakness Dun Laoghaire "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Dun Laoghaire
"What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Dun Laoghaire I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Dun Laoghaire
