Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Fairview What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Fairview
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Fairview You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Fairview
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Fairview Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Fairview
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Fairview "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Fairview
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can pull the plow when your horse drops dead. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Fairview It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Fairview
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Fairview Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Fairview
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Fairview Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Fairview
To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Fairview Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Fairview
The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Fairview It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Fairview
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Fairview Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Fairview
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
-- James Matthew Barrie the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) Fairview The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Fairview
