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Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Garristown The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Garristown
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius Garristown Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Garristown
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Garristown If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews Garristown
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Garristown Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Garristown
"Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Garristown "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Garristown
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Garristown Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
them become real as you can.
-- Frank W. Woolworth Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Garristown
He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Garristown Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Garristown
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Garristown "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Garristown
Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Garristown I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Garristown
There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Garristown Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Garristown
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Garristown Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince Garristown
