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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Glenageary If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Glenageary
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Glenageary If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Glenageary
"It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Glenageary Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau Glenageary The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Glenageary
"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein Glenageary The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Glenageary
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Glenageary "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Glenageary
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Glenageary If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Glenageary
"I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Glenageary And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Glenageary
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford Glenageary If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Glenageary
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with Glenageary Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Glenageary
"To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Glenageary Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Glenageary
