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Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Inchicore "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Inchicore
"Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Inchicore For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Inchicore
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Inchicore I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Inchicore
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what Inchicore The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Inchicore
"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Inchicore "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Inchicore
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature
intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times
worse tha An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw Inchicore "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier Inchicore
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Inchicore A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Inchicore
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Inchicore The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Inchicore
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Inchicore "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Inchicore
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Inchicore Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Inchicore
It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position.
-- John Hogan, Commonwealth A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Inchicore "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Inchicore
