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Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Irishtown The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Irishtown
Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Irishtown First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Irishtown
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Irishtown "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Irishtown
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Irishtown A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Irishtown
He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Irishtown Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Irishtown
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Irishtown "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Irishtown
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Irishtown To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Irishtown
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Irishtown Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Irishtown
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Irishtown Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Irishtown
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Irishtown "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Irishtown
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous Irishtown Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Irishtown
