There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
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-- John Steinbeck Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
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-- F. Emerson Andrews Jobstown Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Jobstown
"Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Jobstown "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Jobstown
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Jobstown Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
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-- Helen Roland Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
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-- George All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Jobstown
"Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Jobstown "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
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- Al Capone Jobstown
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
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-- Anatole France "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Jobstown
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Jobstown "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Jobstown
In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
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-- Albert Einstein We can say 'Peace on Earth,' we can sing about it, preach about it or pray about it, but if we have
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-- Betty Shabazz Jobstown After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
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-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Jobstown
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Jobstown It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Jobstown
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Jobstown More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
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-- Jay Leno Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Jobstown
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Jobstown True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Jobstown
When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Jobstown "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Jobstown
