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-- H. L. Mencken MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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-- Baudelaire Travel and Tourism We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed Travel and Tourism
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
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- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
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-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Travel and Tourism
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
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-- Yogi Berra They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
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-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Travel and Tourism
It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
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-- Arthur C. Clarke If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
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-- Bertrand Russell The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Travel and Tourism The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking
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-- Joseph Addison Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Travel and Tourism
"Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
-- Virginia Woolf If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Travel and Tourism Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
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-- Herbert Spencer The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
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Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
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-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Travel and Tourism
"I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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great riches.
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-- Lewis Grizzard Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
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-- Wilfred Sheed Travel and Tourism Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
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-- Arnold Toynbee Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
-- Aldous Huxley Travel and Tourism
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
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-- Samuel Butler In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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