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He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Knocklyon "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Knocklyon
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Knocklyon I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
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-- G. K. Chesterton "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Knocklyon
"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Knocklyon Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Knocklyon
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Knocklyon If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) Knocklyon
"The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Knocklyon When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Knocklyon
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
-- French Proverb "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Knocklyon Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Knocklyon
"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Knocklyon Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Knocklyon
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Knocklyon Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Knocklyon
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Knocklyon I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Knocklyon
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Knocklyon Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Knocklyon
And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
is the equal sharing of miseries.
-- Winston Churchill Knocklyon Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Knocklyon
