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Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Kylemore His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Kylemore
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler Kylemore "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Kylemore
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Kylemore Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than
yourself.
-- William Faulkner Kylemore
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Kylemore In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Kylemore
Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Kylemore Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Kylemore
"When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Kylemore Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Kylemore
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Kylemore If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Kylemore
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Kylemore "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Kylemore
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Kylemore "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Kylemore
"The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g Kylemore It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Kylemore
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Kylemore In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Kylemore
