He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Loughlinstown It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Loughlinstown
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Loughlinstown A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
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-- Tom Robbins "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Loughlinstown
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Loughlinstown "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
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-- Antonio Machado Loughlinstown
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
-- King Vidor, in the 1928 film, The Crawl Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Loughlinstown "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Loughlinstown
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Loughlinstown "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Loughlinstown
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.
-- Elbert Hubbard Loughlinstown It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Loughlinstown
"Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Loughlinstown "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Loughlinstown
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Loughlinstown Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Loughlinstown
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Loughlinstown "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. Loughlinstown
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Loughlinstown If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Loughlinstown
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Loughlinstown Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Loughlinstown
