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We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Loughshinney "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Loughshinney
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Loughshinney "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Loughshinney
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz Loughshinney Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
ages as much as 20 years.
-- Anonymous It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Loughshinney
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw Loughshinney The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Loughshinney
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge Loughshinney Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Loughshinney
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Loughshinney "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Loughshinney
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Loughshinney "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Loughshinney
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Loughshinney Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Loughshinney
Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Loughshinney Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. Loughshinney
"When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Loughshinney There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Loughshinney
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Loughshinney "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Loughshinney
