"If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Lusk Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
-- Finley Peter Dunne Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Lusk
We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Lusk blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too.
When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing
extraordinary Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Lusk
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
-- Arthur C. Coxe Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr Lusk "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Lusk
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Lusk The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive.
-- Anaïs Nin Lusk
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences." (Isadora Duncan) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Lusk In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree.
-- William Blake blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) Lusk
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Lusk I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Lusk
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Lusk Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Lusk
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough." (M. C. Escher) Lusk blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Lusk
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea Lusk It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Lusk
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Lusk Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words Lusk
Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce Lusk "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Lusk
