Malahide Lawn Tennis & Croquet Club - Information on the club's facilities and history. Court booking and contact details. Membership fees and application form.
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Aran Mara - Distributor of the mobile phone chargers in Ireland and Northern Ireland.
"The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Malahide With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf Malahide
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker Malahide "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Malahide
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley Malahide Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Malahide
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' Malahide Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Malahide
Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
-- Voltaire Malahide Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Malahide
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Malahide Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Malahide
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Malahide Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Malahide
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break." (Harry S. Tru I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Malahide Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Malahide
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Malahide To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous.
-- Bill Moyers Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Malahide
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Malahide There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Malahide
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Malahide Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Malahide
