"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Marino Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Marino
"I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Marino The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marino
People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Marino Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marino
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Marino Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Marino
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) The love we give away is the only love we keep.
-- Elbert Hubbard I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Marino "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller Marino
Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Marino The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Marino
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marino The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Marino
Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Marino If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Marino
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Marino "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Marino
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Marino America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Marino
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Marino .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Marino
